99 PROBLEMS + 99 LUFTBALLOONS + 99 CENTS

99 Problems for 99 kids who take over the 99 Cents Only store for Halloween.

Video budget: 99¢.

Shot, written, directed, and edited by Ari Gold.

Starring Maajida, Cole, Maylene, Amy, Jenna, Hayden, Samantha, Isabella, Hendricks, and Nicole LaLiberte as the Witch

2nd Unit Director / Associate Editor: Catero Colbert

Choreography by Ana Maria Alvarez

With special thanks to all the kids and families, Miss Debbie Van Der Meulen, the Schiffers, and the 99 Cents Only store.

 

LYRICS: 

If you're havin' candy problems i feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one

I got the trick control for the treat patrol

Zombies wanna see they casket's closed

Critics say we wearing those panty ho's

But we rock the 99, cause we're candy pros

I'm twelve years old, pumpkins in a row

If you don't like Halloween you can press fast forward

U don't scare me here, just so you knows 

This is where we come when we got some dough

My costume's bad, my mom says so

She says I'm just a basket case so

We'll be the ghouls tappin on your glass

People gonna say I don't got no class

I go rags to riches... I ain't dumb

I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one

Hit me

99 problems but a witch aint one

If you're havin' candy problems i feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one

99 problems but a witch aint one

Once upon a time not too long ago

Children of the corn got you scared fo' sho'

But ghouls and witches with broomsticks too

Gonna eat up your chocolate and jellybeans, fool!

Skeletons vampires bats and black cats

I got Jackolanterns and that's a fact

I got my parents scared, now YOU on the run

I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one

Hit me

99 problems but a witch aint one

If you're havin' candy problems i feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a witch ain't one

Hit me

You're crazy for this one, Ari... S'your boy!  

Or it's your girl!  Or it's your home style biscuit!

Home skilla biscuit.

99 Luftballoons

99 Luftballoons

99 Luftballoons

Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich - I'll sing a song for you

Von 99 Luftballons - Of 99 Luftballoons

Denk' an Dich und lass' ihn fliegen - I think of you and let it go.